Thursday, March 12, 2009
Toddler... for sale on ebay.
One good toddler for sale. Already comes with shots and is in reasonably good health. Loves cuddles and hugs. Has been known for the occasional temper tantrum and whining.
Likes to play with lawn mower ... baby lawn mower of course. Oh yeah and LOVES the vacuum. So helpful... oh is he helpful. Has been known to mop even.
Has some sleep issues when sleeping alone. But if sleeping plastered to your side...well then that's okay. Only kicks a little.
Gives kisses... oh the sweet kisses.
Dances... loves any type of music.
Has a GREAT sense of humor and loves long walks in the park.
Ok... maybe not for sale.
There is no price you can put on the love of a child, is there? :)