So we had a little bit of a rough night last night with sleep... again. Who am I kidding, it’s no different than usual... it’s just been 11 month’s of sleep deprivation and I am tired. T.R.D tired! ;)
So, this morning, we slept for about half an hour longer than usual and the phone rang just as we were stirring. This is how the conversation went...
me: “hello”
Telemarketer... from now one TM: “May I speak to Joseph Davis?”
me: “sure”, and I put the phone up to his ear as he’s babbling.
me: picking the phone back up...”he doesn’t say much... he’s only 10 month’s old.”
TM: “he’s 10 month’s old?”
me: “yep”
TM: “he’s only 10 month’s old?” (did I stutter?)
me: “yep!”
TM: “Well is his father named Joseph Davis?”
me: “nope”
TM: “YOU’VE STARTED HIS CREDIT ALREADY?”
me: “ha ha ha... NO”
TM: “Are the last four of his social 5555?”
me: “nope”
TM: “oh... okay, sorry.”
Ha ha ha ha... that was fun. I only put J Davis in the phone book as we are all three J’s, so I thought it was appropriate. Well, now I get calls for Juanita, Joseph, Joe and more. I spose I need to pay to have it unlisted... but what good would that do?
Anyway... I found it funny... hopefully you will to.
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