Joe-isms

Joe not wanting to go to bed last night:

"I get up!"

me:  no, Joe, it's bed time. 

Joe:  no, I get UP!  I go tickle Daddy!

me:  no. 

he crawls to end of the bed and looks at me and says "I frow my blanket!"

me:  Joe, if you throw your blanket, I am not going to get it.  AND you are not getting down, do you understand?

Joe throws the blanket

Joe:  MY BLANKET!!!!!  I WANT MY BLANKET!

Me:  No.  no blanket. 

Joe then throws his giraffe.  you see how this is going. 

I tell him that I am going to leave him in the bedroom all alone for a little bit. 

About five minutes later, I go back in and he's sitting very demurely under the covers with his paci in. 

joe:  "I'm ready to listen"

me:  you want your gigi?

Joe:  yes.

I go to get in to snuggle with him and get under the covers and he says...  "my blanket"

so I get him his blanket

Joe:  "fank you... I not frow it!"

then this morning:  I tell him

"whatever you do, do NOT come over here and get dressed! "  You are NOT to get dressed, do you hear me?

Joe:  I'm having fun mommy, with a mischevious little grin. 

me:  don't you come over and get dressed.

he comes over and giggles the entire time.

then my phone rings... 

I am talking to my sister and he stands in front of me with hand on hip and says.

"I'm READY mommy!" 

three year olds.  Gotta love em!  :)